Wednesday, September 18, 2024

Microstory 2238: Stress Will Kill

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I made a decision this morning to be a more positive person. It doesn’t make much sense that I’ve had to be such a downer lately. I beat death! That’s a good thing, even though it doesn’t change the fact that everyone else is going to die eventually. So will I, even if some other Westfaller opens a new door, because they can’t keep it open forever. Believe me, if I knew how to help you, I would. In my stories, I had trouble being able to kill characters off, because I built a world where there were so many ways around it. Even when I did come up with a way, I rather quickly undid it, and placed all the dead people in an afterlife simulation that was essentially heaven—even for the not-so-great people (because at least they still existed)—but digital. There was even a way to get out of the simulation, and return to true life. I hate death more than the average person, which I know is saying a lot, because most people don’t like it a-tall [sic]. I could tell you about all of the technology that those people used, and which others did in other universes, but I would never be able to develop them for you. It’s a lot easier to conjure a genius character than to be as smart as them. It’s nothing that you guys have not already contemplated, I’m sure, like longevity treatments, telomere restoration therapy, cybernetics, mind-uploading, etc. Anyway, I don’t wanna get hung up on this, because that’s negative, man, and I don’t wanna be negative anymore, man. Let’s all just be chill, and only move around when we need to relax. Sound good? In the end, stress will kill you faster than anything. So, what does this all mean for the future? I’m not sure yet, but I’m going to try to remain calm, and not worry about things too much. I’m sure everything will be all right, one way or another. I’ve never had that kind of attitude before, so I’m not sure if it will work, but I may as well try.

Tuesday, September 17, 2024

Microstory 2237: Good Number of Zeros

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Okay, I’ll make this brief. People did not like what I wrote in my last social post. I told you yesterday that I wasn’t going to be making any book deals, or anything, but I think most of you know that that’s not really what I meant. I was saying that I’m working on my own timeline, and contemplating my future privately. Dutch came back to this world through an interdimensional doorway while I was starting to wonder whether it even existed. For the first time in months, there is hope for me to see my friends again, and maybe even my family if I’m lucky. So no, some of you misunderstood me. I did not reject the concept of making money, and I am not being a hypocrite. I told you that I would be doing this on my own terms, which means not accepting just any offer that comes with a good number of zeros. Let’s do it right, not just quickly. This is all happening so fast, I don’t know what tomorrow holds, let alone the next year, so just be patient. For now, I’ll ask you to read my site if you want, and not try to give me any ideas. I appreciate the thought, and I’m not mad, but this is all I need for now. One thing I will tell you is that the internet is the only place where I share my thoughts. I don’t see any reason to write an autobiography that you have to buy. That ain’t me.

Monday, September 16, 2024

Microstory 2236: Stop Sending Me Messages

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We’re running into the same problem with the FBI that we had with the jail. No one has my contact information, so they’re reaching out to the only entity that they know is already in contact with me. They had to hire a temp to sift through all the letters and emails. It may actually be a team, I don’t really know. But I’m sure it’s a stressful job, because it includes death threats. Well, in truth, I don’t know that there are any death threats, because if true, part of the temp’s job would be to filter them out, so I don’t have to see them. But let’s face it, there are. No one should be sending anything like that, but I don’t really want anything anyway; good or bad. I don’t want your love letters, propositions, or proposals. I don’t want you to publish a book about my life, or cast me in a romcom. I won’t go on a date with you, or father your child, or give you my blood. It’s not a healing elixir; we know as much. Just stop. Not too long ago, Kelly suggested that we might consider hiring a publicist to handle all this stuff. They have the infrastructure and hiring practices to handle this sort of thing, not that I want anyone to have to deal with this stuff. I would rather it just stop altogether. Back in my younger days, I wished that I would be famous, and I guess I always knew that it came with drawbacks, but knowing about them, and experiencing them, are two different things. So please just calm down. As I’ve tried to explain, my blood cannot heal you. Doctors have been studying it for weeks—even longer than that when you consider the fact that I was a former immortal before I even came to your world. That’s the thing about your universe, it dampens my abilities, which is of course, what opens me up to all those death threats. God, I just can’t get away from the strife. Please just stop sending me messages. I’m sorry, but I’m not reading most of them. I don’t know what I’m going to do with the rest of my life, but I can tell you that it will be on my terms. The more you beg me to follow your lead, or listen to your ideas, the more I’m going to pull away. That’s just who I am. If you really wanna stay in the loop, simply read my website and socials. Personal connection isn’t a thing; not with me. I have all the friends I need.

Sunday, September 15, 2024

The Advancement of Mateo Matic: June 13, 2465

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Angela was on the observation floor of The Waycar, resting her elbows on the railing. That was what this section of The Transit that they managed to this universe with was apparently called. In all the fuss, they weren’t able to do a very thorough sweep of the thing before, but now they were going all over it. Of course Ramses was spending a lot of time in the engineering sections. There were two of them. The front end had a very low ceiling; too low when you remember that the average Maramon stood at around 200 centimeters. They must have considered it more of a crawlspace. It housed the machinery that kept it running, while all the interfacing happened near the back, underneath the briefing theatre. The rest of the levels had everything that a good squadron needed to live while they were training for war. Personal quarters, lavatories, mess hall, other communal areas. Training rooms, armory, command center. Despite it only being one car of 56, it was clearly always designed to be self-sufficient. They had seen everything by now, but didn’t know everything about it. Case in point, a weird remote floor that Angela was staring at right now.
Her sister, Marie walked up from behind her. “They’re almost ready for us.”
“Okay,” Angela replied solemnly.
“What are you doing up here?”
She was facing the back of the car, towards the smaller window. But she wasn’t looking through the window. To the left of it was a platform of some kind, a little bit higher than the floor they were standing on. She pointed to it. “Look around, Mar-Mar. There’s no way to get to that. No ladder, no elevator. It’s too far away to leap to. What the hell is it for? Is it just decoration? It does vaguely look like a giant sconce.”
“Well, I mean, we could just teleport to it.”
“Yeah, we could, but...this wasn’t engineered for teleporters.”
“Are you sure about that?”
“I guess not.”
Marie smiled at her alternate self with her eyes, but not her lips, as she offered a hand. “Let’s go together.”
They took hands, and cleared the nine or ten meter gap with ease. Only now could they look down to see what was here. The floor was flat, but there was a seam running all the way across, and a handle. They exchanged a brief look, then Angela reached down, and opened the trapdoor. They looked apprehensively at what was there. “Get Leona,” Marie said.
Angela didn’t go anywhere. She just tapped her neck to activate her comm disc. “Boss, better get up here. Just you, though. Not much space on this.”
On what?
“Let’s call it the perch,” Angela replied.
Leona quickly figured out what she was referring to. She too looked down at the stasis pod. “Either o’ you recognize this guy?”
They shook their heads. “Nope.”
“Should we wake him up?” Leona asked.
“You’re asking us?”
“I want your opinion.”
Marie consulted her watch. “We have to get to the negotiations.”
“You go,” Angela suggested.
“What?”
“They don’t need both of us. Go facilitate. I’m curious.”
“So, is that a yes from you?” Leona pressed.
“If not us, then who? If not now, then when?”
Leona chuckled. “Fair enough.”
“Go,” Angela encouraged her sister. “I love you.”
“Mateo,” Leona asked through her comm.
Yeah?” Both Mateos answered simultaneously.
“Who gave him a comm?” she questioned.
I did,” Ramses answered. “It seems like he’s gonna be with us for longer than we presumed.
“I want it out of his neck,” Leona ordered. “He doesn’t have one in the past, and we have no idea when he’ll end up going back. Carlin could find a reason to relapse him any second now.”
Understood,” Ramses replied.
You had a question?” Future!Mateo asked.
“Is that Stoutverse doctor still helping us with inventory in the infirmary?”
Sure is,” Future!Mateo replied.
“Tell her she may have a patient on the way.”
Understood,” he echoed.
Leona cleared her throat, and got down on her knees to start tapping on the stasis pod interface screen. “Cassius Hoffmann. Is he on our known list?”
Angela tapped on her arm to access their personal files. “No. Only a Cassidy.”
Leona tilted her head. “Maybe they’re related.” And with that, she released the hatch, and lifted it open. There were two kinds of stasis technologies; one which used magical powers to slow down time, and another which Earth developed. Induced cryptobiosis didn’t manipulate time, but slowed the subject’s metabolism down to almost nothing. There were complications with this technology, such as a build-up of radiation in the body, which had to be periodically purged, and a limited operational timeframe. To avoid these pitfalls, true stasis was one of the technologies that the Shortlist agreed to provide for the stellar neighborhood to make their lives easier, under the condition that it would only be used for long-term space travel, not for any other reason. It could scale into a weapon if harnessed by an abusive or nefarious party.
This Cassius guy was just in a tun state, like a tardigrade. It was more difficult to maintain, and required more maintenance, but he could have been in here for centuries. One of the downsides of cryptobiotic stasis was the length of time it took to revive the subject. Water filled the pod to rehydrate him, and an electrical charge was delivered to revitalize his nervous system. They waited there for minutes before he finally opened his eyes, and looked at them. “Can you speak?” Angela asked.
Cassius blinked twice.
“Does twice mean no?”
He blinked once.
“I’ll take that as a yes.”
He blinked yes again. Then he struggled to adjust his gaze towards his feet. His eyelids fluttered. When they expressed concern, he stopped, suggesting that it was a voluntary gesture.
“Are you trying to point to something?” Angela asked him.
Yes.
“They screen?”
Yes.
“Can it expedite your recovery?”
No.
“What does it do? I mean...ugh.” She thought about what binary question that she could ask. There was none. “A, B, C, E, E, F...” She kept going until he blinked yes at M, then she started the alphabet all over again until she got to I.
She only ended up having to elicit M-I-N-D-R-E before Leona decided to guess mindreader, and realized what he was going for. “Oh my God, of course. He wasn’t just asleep. His mind was probably in a virtual environment.” She tapped on the screen some more until she found what they needed.
A tiny hologram of Cassius appeared on the glass. The physical Cassius looked at it for a second before closing his eyes to continue his recovery. “Hey, folks!”
“Cassius Hoffmann?” Leona asked.
“That’s me!”
“What are you doing here?”
“How long has the Transit been active?” he asked.
“I’m not sure,” Leona replied. “Maybe a few weeks? We’re no longer connected. The Waycar is now free and independent.”
“I see. Who’s on the Transit?”
Leona didn’t know who he was, or whether he could be trusted, but he appeared to have been in some control of this machine before anyone they knew was, so there were probably some things he knew about it without their help. “The beginnings of the Transit Army.”
“Good,” Cassius decided. “They don’t need us. I was only placed here to make sure that they were the ones who found it, instead of just any rando astronaut who happened to land on Hyperion.”
Leona shook her head tightly.
“It’s one of Saturn’s moons,” Cassius explained. “That’s where the Transit was.” Now he was getting suspicious of them. Who are you?”
“Captain Leona Matic of the Vellani Ambassador.”
“Oh, okay. Whew.” He was relieved. “Yes, my name is Cassius Hoffmann, Second Lieutenant to Nereus Jolourvedin, Thief of the Transit Bulk Traveling Ship. Together, we and a group of other humans escaped Ansutah, and made our way back to Salmonverse. Most of them went off to live their own lives in peace. Nereus and his First Lieutenant claimed their destinies. I was left here with only the one job, and I didn’t even have to do it.”
“Something must have gone wrong at any rate,” Leona imagined. “You should have been awakened either way.”
“Nah, the machine has a mind of its own. If Freya or Azura stepped foot on board, it would have recognized them, and left me alone. I’m not surprised it’s taken weeks for you to find me. This car was invisible. You see, this was more of a punishment than anything. Don’t worry, I’m not a killer or anything. I just didn’t always know my place as Second L-T. I was a bit of a nuisance.”
“Nereus Jolourvedin now serves as The Repairman,” Leona told him, not knowing whether he knew that or not. “He doesn’t seem like the type to hold a grudge.”
“Yeah, but he doesn’t wanna see me again.”
“Then he’s in luck,” Angela clarified. “We’re not even in Salmonverse anymore.”
“I see.” Cassius placed his hands on his hips, and looked around as he was nodding. “Do you lay claim to the Waycar?”
“We need to verify your story,” Leona began. “If it checks out, then this here vessel is yourn. We have our own.”
“I need to get to the negotiations,” Angela suddenly decided.
“Okay. Thanks, Angie,” Leona said.
“Thanks, Angie!” Cassius echoed before adding after Angela left, “she single?”
“She only dates corporal people,” Leona joked.
“Touché.” After a beat, he added, “I only need another hour.”
An hour and a half later, Cassius was able to return his consciousness fully to his body, and go see the doctor for an examination. By then, the diplomatic discussions were over. They turned out to be a lot more complicated than anyone could have guessed. It wasn’t only about letting Kineret leave with her daughter. It all had to do with the Waycar, the consolidator, and a new crew. “They want this?” Leona asked.
“No, they want to create a crew for the Waycar. Any of us would be welcome to stay and lead them,” Angela explained.
“I see. I have no intention of leaving the Ambassador.”
“Neither do I,” Angela replied. “But someone who knows a little about this stuff should become part of the executive crew. I don’t think the Stoutversians could handle it on their own. Do you know how many people can fit comfortably?”
“About a hundred by our calculations,” Ramses answered.
“I’m sure that Cassius will be staying, no matter who else comes aboard,” Leona clarified. “He can lead them, I guess. He knows this thing better than any of us. We brought them the quintessence consolidator. I suppose our job is done.”
“We still need them,” Future!Mateo reasoned. “If we want to get to Verdemus to find the timonite for my past self, Carlin can’t do that.”
“True,” Leona realized. “It will take weeks at best to form the crew of this new ship. We can’t leave until then.”
“They’ve already agreed to take us back to Salmonverse,” Marie revealed. “But we won’t be able to call upon them if we end up needing something else later.”
“That should be fine,” Leona decided. “But Carlin, we will need you in the future. Past!Mateo has to get back to his time in the Third Rail. I can see your eyes, though; you wanna stay here on the Waycar.”
“I do,” Carlin admitted, “but I’ll help you in any way I can.”
Leona looked at the Walton sisters. “We gave them the consolidator, and in a way, we’re also giving them the Waycar. Did we happen to get anything out of these talks?”
“The new crew,” Angela began. “It won’t be as hard to form as you might believe. They don’t have a very large pool to pick from. Our one condition was that no one who leaves this universe is allowed to be a carrier for the deadly dragonfly flu. They made their choice in exposing the majority of their population to it, but they can only use it to protect their world. They’re never allowed to leave.”
“I guess that’s something,” Leona figured.

Saturday, September 14, 2024

Extremus: Year 81

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Tinaya and Aristotle got Spirit and the rest of the gang up to speed on what happened after they left Verdemus. They made introductions, and integrated themselves into a new society. It’s been four years since their return, and this planet now has a significant population. They actually represent only a small fraction of Verdemusians at this point. Omega made 18,000 drifting clones of himself. The drifting part is important, because while they were all sourced from the same progenitor, their personalities ended up straying at around the same rate as the genetic drift. The 18,000th clone is the least like Omega than the first, and it scales fairly predictably from latter to the former. What would not have been predictable is the responses that they gave when asked whether they wanted to stay on mission for the Ex Wars, or start to live their own lives in peace.
In the end, after giving a choice to all clones 147 at a time, 42% of them chose to reject their mandate entirely, and live the rest of their lives on the surface in peace. But it’s not like it was the back two-fifths, or even the front two-fifths. Their personalities gave rise to sporadic fluctuations, leaving them with a hodge-podge of differing viewpoints. A side effect of this variability was that they didn’t all see it as a binary choice. Only 56% chose to go back into their stasis pods, and await the start of the war. Roughly two percent had other ideas. These were the leaders, and the misfits. Some of them wanted to become part of an elite force, or the executive officers, while others wanted to leave entirely. This was not an easy process. Once Omega and Tinaya started receiving these unforeseen ideas, they realized that they hadn’t asked the right questions for the first several batches. So they were reawakened, and given the new choices. They could stay awake to train at a new Officer’s Academy, or maintain their positions. This resulted in a few hundred of them agreeing to train under the guidance of one Eagan Spurrs. They constructed a campus right on top of the original settlement, allowing the peace-seekers to live separately in the megablock many kilometers away.
But these warriors are not what Tinaya is concerned about at the moment. Precisely 83 drift clones don’t want to be a part of this at all. They don’t want to train as officers, they don’t want to be enlisted hibernators, and they don’t want to live in the megablock. They’re currently staying in the mess hall, because no one knows what to do with them. There is no leaving Verdemus. There are two ships here. The shuttle can make interplanetary trips, and while the Anatol Klugman can travel the stars, it sort of has a different purpose. What they need is something in between, which will allow these independents to escape the star system, and forge their own paths. Omega is not being cooperative. He doesn’t hate them. In fact, that would probably be easier to deal with. The problem is that he has no strong feelings about them, and sees no reason to expend resources to help them. To him, if they don’t want to live in the megablock with the others who don’t want to fight in the war, they can...suck it up, and do it anyway.
“These are your people, Omega,” she argues.
“No, they’ve drifted the most from me, neurologically speaking,” Omega reasons.
“Are you sure about that? Half of them are within a hundred degrees of separation from you. The rest aren’t far behind.” She starts getting sassy. “Why is it your name is Omega? Oh, that’s right, because you were born with a complex that caused you to go AWOL from your own calling, which is what has led us to this in the first place! The independents are probably more like you than any of them.”
Omega doesn’t want to admit that she might be right. “I can...see where you might think that. But I don’t know what you want me to do about it.”
“The Klugman, it has shuttles of its own, right?”
“Yes.”
“And they’re reframe capable?”
“One class of them are. There are only four of that kind.”
“Can twenty-one people fit in each one?” she asks.
“Tinaya, I need those. They’re for advanced recon, resupply missions, and multi-front engagements.”
She sighs, and itches underneath her eye. “Omega, the war is not for a hundred and thirty years. You don’t think you can rebuild them in that amount of time?”
“I see your point.”
“Give them the shuttle stocked with supplies that were grown and manufactured at the megablock, and let them leave.”
“Where the hell are they gonna go?” Omega questions. “There’s nothing out here, except for the Goldilocks Corridor. And I don’t think they want to go there. I sure as hell don’t want them to. What if they alert them to our plans?”
“They don’t know your plans.”
“They know enough. Our only advantage is a surprise attack. It has to be a complete surprise.” He spoke demonstratively with his hands.
She laughs. “You don’t trust...yourself?”
He was ready for this counterpoint. “No, I don’t,” he replies quickly.
Tinaya nods gently, and looks down at the ground. He doesn’t need to trust every single one of them. “I’ll go with them,” she offers. “I’ll make sure they don’t give your plans away, even unintentionally. You can trust me, right?”
“Tinaya, you can’t do that; you have a life,” Omega contends.
“I’ve had many lives. This would be just one more.”
He shakes his head, trying to work through the consequences. “I wanna say that I can’t ask you to do that, but I’m not asking for anything. This is all you. I straight up don’t want you to do it.”
“This planet, it comes with radiation. It does weird things to time powers. It probably made the two explosions worse than they should have been.”
“I heard.”
“Aristotle can’t get us out of here. There is no way back to Extremus. If I can’t see Arqut again, it doesn’t matter where I am. I can do this. I can care for your wayward children. Give us the shuttles.”
Omega looks awkward, like he wants to spill the beans, but he doesn’t want to have to clean them up afterwards.
She can sense his reluctance, but can also tell that it’s important. “What is it?”
They left the Kamala Khan in cislunar space. After rigging up teleporter relays on both the planet, and the moon, they now use the shuttle as a midpoint to allow them to travel freely back and forth. Well, it’s not free, per se. You either have to go to the jump terminal, or have an emergency teleporter on your person, which not everyone does. Not even Tinaya, though that’s more because she doesn’t really need it. Omega places hands around her upper arms, and jumps them to the moon. But they don’t end up in the cloning facility. This place is unfamiliar.
“Where are we?”
“My secret lab,” he answers.
“All of your labs are secret.”
“Yes, but this...is the big one.”
“Bigger than the clone army?” That seems unlikely.
He walks over to the wall, and rests his elbow against it, ready to pull a big switch down, the purpose of which she does not yet know. “The time mirrors. They worked fine while they were active, but you can only fit one person through at a time, and they were an annoying drain of power. People who weren’t supposed to know about this operation would have eventually noticed the discrepancies. We actually had to bribe the independent energy auditor with a lifetime of contribution points.”
“Why are you telling me this? I don’t wanna know this.”
“It was a temporary measure while we worked on a permanent way to travel back and forth. And we certainly needed the time.” Omega drops the big switch down. As lights flip on, a set of blast doors open.
More lights illuminate on the other side, revealing something that Tinaya only ever saw once in her life. “A Nexus.”
“That’s right.”
Nexa are a mysterious interstellar transport machine that were invented by an even more mysterious alien race, and placed on an unknown number of inhabited worlds. It could take you tens of thousands of light years in minutes, but there had to be another one on the other side to receive you. What good would this do them?
“I know what you’re thinking. What good is this to us? The Extremus doesn’t have one of its own. We could go back to the Gatewood Collective, or maybe to Earth. But why would we want to?”
“I can think of a few reasons.”
“My mistake. The point is that you would be wrong either way. Extremus does have a Nexus.”
“Since when?”
He steps a little closer, and admires the thing. “It’s not done yet, but Valencia is working on it on her end. I built this one muhself.”
“How do you know what’s happening on Extremus at all?”
“They’re both complete enough for a phone call.” He offers her a hand.
She hesitates for a moment, but takes it. He escorts her down the stairs, and into the machine. The original design apparently comes with four walls, but two of them were excluded from this one, as they were on Gatewood. Each machine must fulfill a strict set of requirements to function properly, but some components are evidently negotiable. They step down into the cavity. “Hey, Opsocor. Can you connect me to the Extremus?” A dim orange light appears from above. “We’re waiting for her to answer. She may not be there. Our scheduled check-in isn’t for another couple of hours.”
Just then, two holograms render in the cavity in front of them. One of them is Omega’s wife, Valencia Strong. The other is Arqut. Arqy!” Tinaya exclaims.
“Teeny Toon!” he shouts back. They almost hug, but don’t try, because they’re not really in the same room together.
“He figured it out,” Valencia explains to Omega with a shrug.
“She didn’t,” Omega replies. “I just thought she oughta know.”
“Finish this,” Tinaya orders, gazing upon her husband. “Get me back to him.”

Friday, September 13, 2024

Microstory 2235: Constant Federal Supervision

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This is Nick. The FBI has developed a way for me to write my posts, and have them published on my website without actually having to access the internet myself, and risk giving away my current location. I’ve been asked not to place myself in that risk in other ways, such as describing where we’re living, or anything, but other than that, I don’t have to run anything by them. There’s no approval process here. It’s just me, printing a copy of what I want to say, and sending it to the agent who has access to the right web accounts. I will tell you that I’m granted brief, monitored, and heavily secured access to the internet to make sure it looks the way I want it, but other than that, we entertain ourselves with physical media, like books and DVDs. They’re not that interesting to me, but the other two don’t seem to have any issues with it. I’m getting back into writing, because I think this world needs more compelling stories, so that takes up a lot of my time. God knows there’s nothing else to do stuck in this safehouse at 221B Baker Street in foggy Londontown. Ha! Fooled you! That is a reference from my homeworld. It’s not really where we are, you chumps. Anyway, my new stories have given me an idea of how I might get back to my friends, but it’s going to take help from viewers like you. I’ll have the details later—I just remembered this cosmic trick yesterday—but basically, if I put on a production of a particular stage musical, there’s a chance that a universe-hopper will come and get me out of here. I know that sounds bizarre and random, but it does make sense once you know the full story. Again, these are only the early stages. I’m still in protective custody, so if I want to take it one step at a time—which I should—carving a new life out for myself without the need for constant federal supervision would be the first one. So don’t ask me when auditions are. It’s not time yet. There’s a strong chance that it wouldn’t even work. Joseph is very...critical of people’s interpretations. I’ll give you more information at a later date if I decide to move forward with this plan.

Thursday, September 12, 2024

Microstory 2234: Apologies for the Interruption

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[Apologies for the interruption. This is Halya Perugia, current Director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. We are developing protocols which will allow Mister Fisherman and Miss Serna to continue contributing to their social media presence. This is an unprecedented situation here, but we feel that it is necessary for the public good that their website remains active. This is in no way an endorsement of their words or actions by the United States government, or the FBI. Their message is not our concern. It is our responsibility to keep them safe, and part of that mandate is allowing them to reassure the public that they are exactly where they need to be. Mister Fisherman and Miss Serna will make occasional—and highly secure—public appearances to reinforce the cooperative nature of our new professional partnership. We will not be simply hiding them away. The US government and this agency will take every threat to their safety, and the national security of this country, seriously, and will take any action necessary to ensure the domestic tranquility of this nation. We appreciate your patience while we work through our new protocols to allow the frequently visiting, and ever-growing, audience of Mister Fisherman’s website to continue to be part of a centuries-long global conversation that ensures governmental transparency, social justice, and public advancement. Thank you for your time.]

Wednesday, September 11, 2024

Microstory 2233: Some Semblance of a Normal Life

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People are crazed, and neither Nick nor Dutch is safe anymore. The word has gotten out about the miracle of Nick’s healing. While a ton of people around the world don’t think it’s real, that still leaves a ton who do, and they all want a piece of him. Some people believe that he can cure them of their own conditions, which is an honest mistake, I suppose. Others just want to be close to him, to varying degrees. There are even those who want to kill him, for every warped reason that you could imagine. Both of them have been taken into protective custody by the FBI. I obviously can’t tell you where they are. Since I was intimately involved in the whole situation, Nick has requested that I join them, which I will be doing soon. I truthfully didn’t think that I qualified, but the government would rather be safe than sorry. I can’t tell you if this website is going to survive all this. He’s more than any regular public figure now. Hopefully, the insanity dies down eventually, and he can have some semblance of a normal life, but we recognize that our lives will no longer be the same. I’m hoping that we can still stay connected with our mentally stable readers through some kind of technological firewall, or whatever, so no one can actually find us. We will just have to wait and see.